Haaaave you met Ted ?
True story
It's gonna be legendary
LEGEN .. wait for it.. DARY !
Hey Ted, Ted, look Ted, I got a bridesmaid Ted, look the second hottest bridesmaid Ted, Ted, see you Ted...
Suit up, now !
You dumped a pornstar?! Friendship over. FRIENDSHIP OVER!!!
I learnt something very important about myself...I'm awesome
Ted, say I'm your best friend
"Hello?"
"Put on the suit Mr Mosby"
"Barney, I know it's you. Where's my stuff?"
"It's not me. And if you wanna see your precious possesions ever again, put on the suit."
"What suit?"
"Ding Dong. Oh, what's that? The doorbell?"
*ted walks to the door*
"THAT's the suit I'm talking about"
"I haven't got to the door yet."
"Oh. OK let me know when you get there."
"OK I opened it and there's a suit there."
"THAT's the suit I'm tlaking about!"
"Barney..."
"This isn't Barney! But, I hear that guy's awesome. All right. Listen very carefully. You will get your stuff back if you are able to complete a series of challenges. Number one, put on the suit. Number two, meet me at McClaren's in an hour"
"How will I know who to look for since we've never met?"
"...I look like Barney"
Porn ... wait for it ..... still waiting .... OGRAPHY
"Say the name..."
"...NO I DON'T WANT TO! I HATE IT!
I HATE IT! IT'S NOT FUNNY! NEVER BEEN FUNNY! I NEVER DONE ANY...NOOOO!!!"
Nacked man !
Not- a father day !
Marshall forgot his pants
pants pants pants